He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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