Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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