I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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