nut hugger
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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