# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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