Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I believe in your delicious
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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