I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I faked an abortion last night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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