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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have

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  None he's f-d

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• (714): View more from California

  im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible

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• (510): View more from California

  At what point did I eat out of your mouth?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that

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• (406): View more from Montana

  you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?

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• (516): View more from New York

  is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time

  (830): View more from Texas

  well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.

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  I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is

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• (916): View more from California

  I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol

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