I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Randomize