This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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