i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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