My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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