People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
