you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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