it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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