New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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