Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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