You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize