when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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