New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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