so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
