So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
