It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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