i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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