How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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