Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I have post one night stand depression
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