she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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