did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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