mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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