Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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