well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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