I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
