The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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