Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I see more hoeing in ur future
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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