capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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