No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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