Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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