Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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