I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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