She's like a pop up book from hell.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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