a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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