My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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