he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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