its not stalking. its research.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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