just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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