I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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