i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
