she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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