The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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