you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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