Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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