doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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