I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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