Ambien. No doubt about it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
this will be a night to untag.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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